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PLAYERS: John, aka Bayloc:.. Lord Adolphus Tottenkoph: Leader of the Orcs Mel Morrow:� Urplato and later Urpraxiteles: both Leaders of the Ogres. David Ford, Grand Master Honorific of the Humans who ruled for one year between March 1021 and March 1022 Bob Barrett�King Strongheart Purearrow: Leader of the Elves between March 1021 and May 1021 (Fell off due to computer problems). Then played Ayatolla Killmany leader of the humans from March 1022-September 1022, PM Petrol from then till the death of the humans. (Due to Dave not being able to continue) Rob McNeur: Prince Soundmind Purearrow: Leader of the Elves from May 1021 Paul Tuson: King Caber Gordimsson leader of the Dwarves, Rea Henderman: Crat T T'Nari, Ne T'Nari Spawn of the Goblins and Edward Kuijer: King Sssnika of the Lizard men: Who all ruled from March 1021 till the end of their realms. FALL OF LEADERS DWARVES: February 1022. Destroyed by the Elves GOBLINS: February 1022. Destroyed by the Lizard men LIZARD MEN: October 1022. Destroyed by the Orcs HUMANS: January 1023. Destroyed by the Ogres OGRES: May 1023. Destroyed by the Elves ORCS: May 1023. Surrendered to the Elves VICTORY POINTS 10 points for winning. 5 for each leader disposed 5 for being the last to be removed from the game 1st Place Elves 25 Points (Out of a maximum possible 40) 2nd Place Tie between Orcs and Ogres 10 Points each 3rd Place Lizard Men 5 points HISTORY OF THE WAR UNCIVIL WAR II In the beginning the world was at peace. Many nations ruled the world and harmony was intact. Then, out of the mists of evolution, out of the darkness of your past, came the seven. Driven by a maddening need for power they geared their countries for war, and set about with world domination. As with any war, to the victor goes the spoils. This is a tail of more than just the victor�it is one of his brave opponents. March 1021 The armaments begin to flow and most countries start gearing for war. Initial reports are received by the kings, and decisions are made. April 1021 Some kings realise the difficult position they are in. Small armies, small treasuries do not aid a war. However, three kings decided otherwise. The elves, with a split force invade Urdu. There they face the might of an Ogarian nation, and are defeated wholly. As this war takes place, another, more fortunate one occurs down south. The humans assault the Bane of Fenris and persevere, yet are totally decimated. The Ogres attack Doom Guards Home with a few small platoons who soon flee home, the Goblin army hot on their tails. May 1021 The Goblins hunting down the invading Ogres in turn invade Utopia. There waits Urplato and he decimates them easily. The Elves, facing imminent invasion by the Ogres bribe into the Motherland and flee there. Fortune smiles upon them and the land is captured. However, the angry Ogres from Urdue attack Woods lair, and capture it without a fight. The dwarves under the wily Gordimmson attack Ark�s rest and capture it with minimal losses. An Orcan horde under Adolphus invade Ssstolen home and, although they suffer heavy losses, win through. The Goblins invade Strang and succeed magnificently whilst the humans under Grandmaster Honorific, in an attempt to supplement his waning forces, bribe Forgotten grove, bringing immense displeasure from the elves. The Lizardmen sit�and wait. June 1021 Again the Lizards watch and bide their time. The elves use this time to regroup. They have lost their homeland and have an angry group of Ogres regrouping in order to hunt them down. At this point their prospects did not look good. The dwarves bribe into the goblin land, Frays Retreat. The Humans find life interesting as they are invaded from Forgotten Grove. They manage to repel the invasion. The goblins and Orcs rest. July 1021 The Humans invade Forgotten grove, and easily win through the now depleted forces. The Goblins bribe deep into Scwacher heim and then invade it, capturing the country with minimal loss. The Orcs regroup, although they didn�t need to. The Ogres invade Misten, and in a surprise move, win a battle they should have lost! The Lizard men finally move and invade the Hole Truth. However here is a full strength Dwarven contingent with Hill Giant Allies. The Lizards take a severe beating, but manage to hold on and capture the land. The elves invade their lost homeland Woods lair, and capture the depleted land easily whilst the Dwarves attack Fray�s retreat. August 1021 The dwarves continue their momentum and invade Ssnared Land, capturing it. The elves, meanwhile have sustained the pressure and pushed the Ogres back, capturing Urdue easily. The Ogres, Lizard men and goblins all rest and regroup. The humans gamble with the lives of their troops and, hoping to link up with their allies the dwarves, invade Riven Rock blindly. They failed to see the masses of Dwarves there� and lose! September 1021 The Humans are under full assault from Gladstone and are attacked in both The Holy Country and Bane of Fenris at the same time. They lose the Bane, but manage to hold on tight to their homeland. The goblins, spurred on by Gordim�s gold, invade the Great Urg and fight against the Ogres their�they win, but lose many capital forces. The Orcs rest. The Ogres on the other hand are fighting for their lives. They attempt an invasion of the Ssnared land, which fails, at the same time the ssnared land pushes through these troops and invade Misten, losing horrible numbers of troops after being betrayed by the humans. However, they manage to capture Misten, and hold. At the same time, a Dwarven invasion fleet of Gordimson drops troops off at Utopia, capturing the land from Urplato for free, as his Ogres have marched south into Todenstraffe capturing it from the Orcs. The Elves are not being idle and are attempting to race to the aid of the Ogres. They bribe into the Dead Forest and invade, capturing it easily. October 1021 What a month! The Humans, reduced to their knees by the Neutral dwarves now stand proud and fight back! They defeat an invasion attempt of the Holy Country and destroy the dwarves of Gladstone and recapture the Bane of Fenris, successfully annexing the entire peninsula. TheGoblins, still funded by Gordims swollen coffers invade the motherland. However, lack of principal missile weapons and a devil may care attitude towards assaulting a central defended area of mountains lost them this battle, the elves hold on! Not only do they hold on but they still race to their friends aide! They invade ssnared land and capture it, successfully cutting off Gordims reinforcement trail that is being used to crush the Ogres. The send a small invasion force of sea-borne troops and invade Arks rest, initiating a beach- head. The Ogres too, are fortunate to have the elves as allies. They push back from Todenstraffe destroying an invading horde of Gordims dwarves and re-capture their homeland. They also invade Misten again�this time they capture it, thanks to the elves reducing the amount of invading dwarves. Through all this mayhem, the Lizardmen sleep and the O5rcs run out of money, forcing their heroes to leave the kings employment. His army press on and invade Ragnarok, but being leaderless, although they win, they take serious losses. November 1021 The humans bribe into Riven Rock. Irritating the populace. The Goblins throw a small contingent again against the elven stronghold of MotherLand, and lose due to tacticians not learning from earlier mistakes. They also, due to lack of a home guard, suffer an uprising in Sstrang. The Orcs press on, capturing Ssilent Stench. Whilst the Ogres invade Uxlanis with a mediocre force, and lose! The Lizard Men, the goblins firmly in their sights, invade The Clan Of medusa and win handsomely! The Ogres and elves, ganging up on the dwarves, invade Moria together from both land, and sea. The dwarves have retreated to the aptly named Fray�s Retreat, and the alliance capture it without a fight. The dwarves attempt to reduce Ark�s Rest�s threat and repel the feeble elves there, but they forgot about the Centaurs, and lost valuable chariots. December 1021 Humans invade Riven Rock. However, two things bode badly here. Firstly the Dwarves are invading them because of the earlier bribery, and the Ogres have seen the reduced numbers from spying, and realise what is happening and also invade. The humans have all their eggs in one basket, however, and win through the dwarves and the Ogres�but being severely mauled in the process. The Ogres and Elves combine, and, after suppressing an invasion of Ogres on the border, they invade Uxlanis, and win. The Lizards invade the Great Urg and Scwacher Heim, hoping to destroy the Goblins in a swift slash, they capture the Great Urg, but fail to capture Scwacher heim. The Orcs rest, unbothered by the mayhem around him. The dwarves cause uprisings in Moria and Ark�s rest, but only those rebelling in Ark�s rest mange to capture the country, Moria�s uprising is put down, by the sword. January 1022 The Dwarves invade Ark�s rest, and capture it, but not before their haven of Frays retreat is invaded , and captured, by the elves. The elves also choose this moment to invade The great Urg. A masterpiece in timing. At that moment the lizard Men attempt to move from the great Urg into Scwacher heim, they face an invading army of Goblins who beat the Lizards and move into The great Urg, much weaker, there they meet a strong group of elves, and fall to their blows, the elves capture The Great Urg. The Lizards were not lazy however, nor did they place all their eggs in one basket, they hit Scwacher heim from the South as well�and this force got through and captured it. The Humans attempt an invasion of Doom Guards Home and fail miserably. They had 800 archers in a force of 10000 facing massive missile troops� The Orcs, still in a protected zone of calm, capture Gimpel Gund with ease. February 1022 The heroes fall. In this the 11th month of the war, Caber Gordimson was captured by invading elves. His final troops and land fell in a dramatic battle to smash into Frey's retreat and prolong their lives. (His income was flung into the sea..and never retrieved, and, according to legend, lies there still.) The Dwarven Hordes are no more upon the land. Lizard Men raiders from Scwacher Heim invade T'Nari Throne..capturing it.. and Crat Te T'Nari...removing the goblin threat from this land for ever. Into Riven Rock march 21207 humans and 11308 Ogres. This time the humans succeed and defeat the ogres. Into Undue the Orcs, still unmet on a field, march 49997 men March 1022 At this time, when heroes have fallen, the Orcs face their first serious foe..the Lizard men. In a massive battle involving 81648 men the Orcs defeat the Lizardmen at the battle of ashenface in the Hole Truth, this effectively cuts the Lizard forces in half. Additionally, hordes of Humans, running in fear from the Ogres, swarm over Ssilent stench�s border and capture the realm from the Orcs. The Pursuing Ogres smash into Riven Rock and destroy the humans there. In these last days of the Humans, their leader Grand Master Honorific is disposed of by the masses and a new leader, the Ayatolla Killmany takes the reigns. The elves live the high life. They invade Eurayle and destroy the neutral Goblins there. Additionally they continue their reign of terror and invade The Clan Of Medusa, but find it empty, the Lizards having run south to face the approaching, unharmed, Orcan force. April 1022 Elves invade Scwacher Heim capture it easily. Ogres, meanwhile, the Ogres attack and capture forgotten Grove! Catching the humans between a rock and a hard place. The Orcs reinforce their northern border and head south, protecting their now soft underbelly. The humans, fleeing further, drove NE and captured Gimpel Gund. May 1022 The Orcs, angry at the injustices, march into Gimpel Grund and capture the country without a fight.they press their advantage home and march into Sssprak Krik and Sssilent stench and capture them without a fight The Lizards Treasury and recruits being North. The Ogres march into the Holy Country and capture it from the humans. Humans, attempting to stop this, flee back from Ssilent stench, dying in an attempt to stop the now rampant Ogres. The elves try their luck against the dangerous Mage D�ark of Rennes des Callais, but lose! They also invade Ne T�Nari Throne�and lose! The Lizard men are fighting for their life and most of their lands are to the south, unprotected and decimated by the Orcs. June 1022 This is the month of the Juggernauts. The Orcan Army, massive in its slumber that it managed for so long lashes out, and is attacked from all sides, effectively reducing this world winning army to rubble, and scrabbling for a foothold. Til now, the Orcs appeared the strongest army in the world and could surly have gone on to greater things had they not fallen here. Into Swacher Heim the Lizard Men march and facing a strong Elven contingent, they lose and are pushed back over the hills. The Elves push South, capturing The Hole Truth from the Orcs. In a ferocious battle that saw 38285 Elves fighting the Orcan army of 39619. The elven archers proving their worth. Thus effectively cutting the Orcs in half as they had done to the Lizards. In another awesome clash, the ogres march into Sssilent Stench...in an awesome battle with 30237 troops facing 35140 Orcs, with the Orcs managing to hold on and win. More Orcs head into The Hovel Of Stheno, and capture the country. July 1022 Following a PROKLAMASHIN OF LIBARASHIN by the Ogres, in which a brazen hero takes control of the Ogre lands, a massive Non-aggression Pact is formulated between the Orcs, Elves and Humans against the Ogres� The Ogres push on into Ssilent Stench, and capture it easily. They are, however, irritated by the puny human empire who, despite being down, is not out, the humans capture The Holy Country. The Lizard men, holding on with less than the humans, plan a strike into Swacher heim, but fail. August 1022 The elves, frantic in their preparations for the imminent invasion from the ogres and wishing to clear out all nuisances, invade T�Nari Throne, and capture it. The Ogres are preparing for an invasion into elven lands and leave their Southern areas weak, However, they do invade Gimpel Gund fro m Ssilent Stench and capture it, just before the Orcs fight back into Ssilent stench, capturing it�The humans lie very, very low. September 1022 The Ogres invade! The ogres attempt to crush the elves, however, they do not use everything a vailab le, and could have caused more damage than they did�an interesting time�. The Orcs invade Forgotten grove with a massive army, sweeping aside all Ogre interference. Into Ssilent Stench, from Gimpel Gund, march a group of Ogres, they capture the land without a fight. In an utterly strange sea bo rne invasion. Lizard Men troops , fleeing from their home, land on the beaches of The Hovel of Stheno and capture it without a fight. Elven warriors enter Sstrang and capture it, hoping to destroy the Lizard men, but only being able to watch them sail away. From Ragnarok march a group of Orcs into Gimpel Gund, they face the counter-invading Ogres from the same realm who push through and eventually destroy the Orcs in Ragnarok capturing the country and the Orcan treasury. 29 humans lead by the now utterly fucking mad Ayatolla Killmany invade The Holy Country..they lose�very very badly, the Ayatolla is killed in this charge and is replaced by none other than PM Petrol.�Into Arks rest march the Ogre horde from Moria, they capture the land. Into The dead forest march more Ogres, they smash into heavily reinforced elves, who need worry only about one border�they hold firm, and retain the country. October 1022 The humans crawl under a rock..and keep quiet The Ogre offensive continues and they press on into The Dead Forest, at the same time that the dead forest invades Uxlanis The elves bring in more reinforcements from The Motherland into The Dead Forest, but lose the battle and the country, they do, however, capture Uxlanis and forcemarch on into Ssnared Land. The Orcs and Ogres continue to play. The Ogres from Ssilent Stench return, invading Forgotten Grove, but the Ocrs are stronger, and in their counter invasion, they push into Ssilent stench and capture the country. However, as these Orcs move north, the Ogres from the Holy Country invade Forgotten Grove, recapturing it. Ironically, The Holy Country is left unguarded with Hordes of Humans behind it�but they still think that there are thousands of Ogres waiting for them.. The Orcs also manage to root out the remaining Lizard men and destroy them, never to have them as a threat again. The elves then bribe one of the few remaining countries, The Blasted tree, right behind Ogarian enemy lines, invade it, and capture it! November 1022 The Elven Offensive: Having soaked up the Ogarian attack by being able to defend only one border, the elves now retaliate. They push through those Ogres in The Dead Forest (Who attempt a retreat to Uxlanis, only to be killed at the hands of the elite elven archers stationed there) and on into The ssnared land, capturing it. Orcs attempt an annexation of Gimpel Gund, but fail, managing only to, once again, recapture Ssilent stench. The Ogres push, from Gimpel Gund, into Ragnarok and capture the country. The elves invade Todenstraffe and Utopia in a blitzkrieg from The Blasted Tree, effectively hamstringing the Ogres in the Eastern Seaboard. December 1022 Into Moria March a horde of Elves, they capture the country with a minor fight and then push on into Fray�s retreat, capturing it without a fight. Ogres march into Ssilent Stench and capture it without a fight. Orcs can be seen moving into Gimpel Gund. Which they capture with paltry losses. From Ragnarok march the horde of Ogres. They clash, in Todenstraffe, with the reformed Orcan army. Which they trample underfoot. However, the Orcs have reinforcements on the move, and they Ogres remaining in Todenstraffe are destroyed. The humans again, lie still. January 1023 Into Misten and Doom Guards Home march the now rampant, albeit worried elves, they capture both without a fight. Additionally they push into Ark�s rest, and secure their rear from any Ogre invasion. The Orcs are also on the move and push into Ragnarok, recapturing it. The Ogres are not to be done away with lightly, as they smash into the humans at Gladstone and Bane of Fenris, they capture both, as well as the Human leader and old, decrepit ex-leader of the elves. The humans are removed, and threaten no more. February 1023 The Ogres have a torrid time with theft, assassinations and attempted bribes being spread across their realm. The true mettle of the Ogres comes under assault..and they hold. However, their moral fibre is stronger than their physical..as Orcs march into Ssilent Stench and capture the country without a fight whilst Elves face the Ogres last army of 23000 men with an impressive force of 84641 men� needless to say, the Ogres were smashed. The Elves also worried about their borders, march into Undue, capturing it from the Orcs without a fight. March 1023 The month of the assault! The Orcs, after listening to lamentations from the elves send only a handful of men to recapture Undue, however the real back-stab was planned for this month and is executed with presision. Here the elves, feeling cocky, decide it is time to prune the fledgling orcs. They first repel all invaders into undue, retaining the country They then march into Sssrpack krik, Huren Forte; Hovel of Stheno and Gimpel Grund. Only in Hovel of Stheno are the Orcs victorious, their resident Monolith protector being more than the un-spying elves assumed. Additionally the elves face a few Ogres in Forgotten Grove�and destroy them. April 1023 The elves maintain their momentum and face their two adversaries who both attempt to make a last stand. Only the Orcs manage to come close to their aim, but the Elves, with almost the whole world under their belt cannot be stopped now�they smash through the defences and capture both the Ogarian and Orcan treasuries, recruits and destroy their resident armies. They capture Ssilent stench, Ragnarok and the holy Country� only 6 owned countries and one neutral remain� May 1023 Surely it can be said that there never was a ruler like Prince Soundmind Purearrow. His iron fist smashed into the two remaining Ogre lands of Gladstone and Bane of Fenris capturing these abandoned countries without a fight. Additionally the three countries of the Orcs Hovel Of Stheno: The Grail Land: Torict Stamm and Ssstolen Home are offered up to the Elves in a surrender by Lord Adolphus Tottenkoph who realises that without his recruits that his countries lie undefended and easy pickings for the Elven Army. The elves allow the Orcish leaders to survive, they disband the Orcan armies, and instil their own peacekeeping force. Urpraxitelles is killed and Urplato freed from bondage. Prince Soundmind creates a council of Advisors to the "President for Life" (Namely Soundmind himself, The council includes PM Petrol, lord Adolphus Urplato and representatives from the other monarchies. However, the great and noble ruler for life, will ignore the lot of them and do his thing until the end of his days�What happened to good old king Stoutheart? Well, his name was a lie and his heart finally gave in under the stress, and sexual games of Ogarian troops, of the last few months�he sadly passed away one day before liberation. Only Mage D�ark in Rennes des Callais�remains, a powerful and dark force who will surely be routed out in no time flat facing an army of a united world. Thus ends the Second chapter of UNCIVIL WAR
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- man himself. So, he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has
no enemy to help him." From the notebooks of Lazarus Long:- R.A.Heinlein